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Robots Will Take Over!

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Tuesday, 17 April 2007

Ask a Ninja Robot Pirate

The best agony aunt column ever!
http://media.www.thecurrentonline.com/media/storage/paper304/news/2007/04/02/Opinions/Ask-A.Ninja.Robot.Pirate-2817906.shtml

and

http://media.www.thecurrentonline.com/media/storage/paper304/news/2007/04/02/Opinions/Ask-A.Smaller.Ninja.Robot.Pirate.That.Lies-2817908.shtml
Posted by Stuart "Not A Robot" Bird at 17:24
Labels: Ninja, Pirate, robot

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About Robots Will Take Over!

Robots Will Take Over! is a collection of my general musings on the inevitabilty of robots rising up and enslaving us all. C'mon, it might not be that bad: remember those robots from the Smash ads? Man, they looked like fun, the cheeky little fellas!
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Stuart "Not A Robot" Bird
When the time comes I hope to be in an underground bunker somewhere. I aint gonna be no robot bitch.
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Blog Archive

  • ▼  2007 (88)
    • ▼  April (2)
      • Ask a Ninja Robot Pirate
      • When You Said Robot Sex Club I Thought You Meant.....
    • ►  March (23)
      • No Go Asimo
      • Jacko Armageddon!
      • I Think It Is Watching Us
      • More Song Lyrics: Robot Parade by The Might Be Gia...
      • More Song Lyrics: Binary Love by The Rakes
      • Yeah, I'm In Love With An Android
      • Satellite Repair Bots
      • My New Favourite Word: Teledildonics
      • Robot Buttons? Buttons? Y'know, Badges. Oh Badges!...
      • They Are Spying On Us Now
      • But Will They Enter It In Robot Wars?
      • Once The Uprising Begins, This Will Be The Anthem ...
      • Ethical Code For Robots
      • Robot Comix
      • Killing Is A Form Of Interaction
      • I'd Do Anything For You (But I Won't Do That)
      • Don't Go Round For A Meal
      • Robotic Beer Launching Fridge
      • The Meek versus The Machines
      • A Robot Writes To A Robot Agony Aunt
      • From A Parallel Universe #3
      • A Sad Robot Has A Phone Conversation With His Call...
      • Haiku For You
    • ►  February (15)
      • Get Bidding People
      • Robots Will Rule The World
      • So That's How They Work
      • Fear & Cower!
      • Hehehehe
      • He Is A Slave In The Kitchen
      • "Who Wants To Be Inside Me?"
      • Songs For Robot Lovers
      • A Sage-Grouse Ran Off With My Wife
      • Play It Again Sam...No, Actually, Don't
      • Android to Get Plastic Surgery
      • The Robots Have Taken Me. Please Send Help
      • This Is What The Future Will Be Like
      • Merlot is the Colour of Human Blood
      • "The Most Anthropomorphic Android Available"
    • ►  January (48)
      • For Its Next Trick, It Throws You Against The Wall...
      • Oh God, My Bear Has Just Sexually Assualted Her Be...
      • He Said What?
      • Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It
      • Dirty Robots
      • Robots Say The Funniest Things!
      • It's Not Just The Big Ones You Gotta Look Out For
      • Spot The Flaw In This Plan
      • Sniper? I thought you said...um...sausage
      • Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Robosexua...
 
"And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords"