Jacko Armageddon!

Michael Jackson wants to build a 50ft robot of himself for a Vegas show.
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594

Some advisor guy says: ""It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

No, it will be the last thing they'll see...

"If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital."

Trust me, no-one will be landing anywhere near Vegas that night.