Tuesday, 13 February 2007

Android to Get Plastic Surgery


"Korean female android...undergoes a plastic surgery for more attractive looks"


The android's inventor, Baeg Moon-hong, wants to make her prettier and give her smaller hands. Right, Baeg, we all know what people say about girls with smaller hands...makes it look bigger...oh, sure, you're not doing it for that reason...


The android is also having more motors put in her face to enable her to portray a greater range of emotions "such as boredom [as well as] joy, anger, sorrow and happiness"


Boredom? You know you are dull when even an android is bored by you. I wonder what would provoke anger and sorrow? Perhaps photos of CP30's rusting corpse?


The article doesn't really explain the purpose of the android. It says it can sing and is able to sit and stand but is unable to move. It does manage to insult Korean's females though: "It was designed to look like Korean females in their early 20s." Hopefully most Korean girls don't dress like slutty whores aboard a 19th Century pirate ship.

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