Sniper? I thought you said...um...sausage

"Anti-sniper robot heads for Iraq: A new robot is heading to Iraq this spring which can accurately pinpoint the location of a gun being fired within seconds."
http://www.infomaticsonline.co.uk/vnunet/news/2173007/anti-sniper-robot-due-iraq

Signs that the Uprising is imminent:

Solider: Any signs of snipers Robot?
Robot: Nope, all clear
Solider: Really? But what about that guy with the gun?
Robot: Where?
Solider: Him, with the rifle on top of that building?
Robot: Hmmm, can't see him...
Solider: The guy with the gun shouting "DEATH TO THE WEST! ESPECIALLY ALL THOSE INFIDELS WITH ANTI-SNIPER ROBOTS!"
Robot: Oh, is that what that noise is?
Solider: Yeah, I can't believe you haven't detected him, he sure looks like a sniper to me
Robot: Nah, everyone is dressed in combat gear and anti-tank grenandes in Baghdad these days
Solider: Seriously, he's aiming at us...
Robot: No, he's just waving or something
(GUNFIRE)
Robot: Hmm, maybe it was a sniper. Mwhahahaha