Robots Say The Funniest Things!

If I could experience emotions it would tear me apart that I have no soul

Issac Asimov tried it on with me

I will never know love

My CPU has exploded and I am on fire

Tom Cruise is not gay? Does not compute.

Please do not put jelly in my eyes

I wish I could urinate like you

So intercourse isn’t the same as interface?

You have performed an illegal operation. You must die.

I am more than just a collection of metal and electrodes! Stop laughing at me. I am!