Oh God, My Bear Has Just Sexually Assualted Her Bear

"A Bluetooth programmable, social networking robot teddy bear allows you to program your interests and when in contact with other Echo robots, they "play" with one another to determine if their owners have similar interests or could be a potential love match"
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/echo-robot-teddy-bear-meets-women-for-you-232163.php

Hmm. As Dana Bushman of Gizmodo points out, "Nothing helps you make a connection with a lovely lady better than carrying around a teddy bear in public"

Sadly, my love life is so moribund that any encounter would probably go something like this:

Her: Oh, cute! Look our bears are playing together, we must have something in common!
Me: Um, yeah, I guess you like existential Russian novels as well huh?
Her: Er...no, my bear says that we both enjoy chick flicks
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot I put that, I mean, I forgot I like chick flicks. Cos I do. Like them.
Her: Great, which one is your favourite?
Me: When Harry...Was Sleepless....In Sally
Her: You mean When Harry Met Sally? Or Sleepless in Seattle?
Me: Oh, both. Both are just, y'know, so great
My Bear: Bullshit!
Me: Shut up bear
My Bear: You don't like chick flicks. You told me that the only guys who like 'em are queers and guys desperate to get laid. I wonder which one you are?
Me: Ignore him really, he's just pissed that I didn't charge his batteries
My Bear: Hey sweetheart, you are looking good enough to eat today
Her: Oh, you are so cute!
My Bear: How about we head back to mine, you can stroke my fur?
(Girl & bear depart)
Me: Well....
Her Bear: Don't even think about it