It's Not Just The Big Ones You Gotta Look Out For

"Israel is developing a robot the size of a hornet to attack terrorists"
http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,72543-0.html?tw=wn_technology_3

Will it team up with the 4-ton killer robot (see below)? I get the impression that they would make a really good team, like a little & large thing. Who knows, they could even get their own cartoon, the insect could be kinda cute and clever whilst the big lad would be a straight-up kinda dude - a bit like the two guys from Of Mice & Men. Think of the marketing potential Israel!

Other weapons said to be in development include "super gloves that would give the user the strength of a 'bionic man.'" What's the betting that at least one of the scientists working on those has used them to jerk off? C'mon, I'm telling you if they ain't done it, then they have sure as hell at least thought about it. You know I'm right fellas. Just 'cos it's bionic doesn't make it wrong*

(* note: do not use this as a defence in court. It didn't work for me...uh, I mean, my friend. ")