Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Robosexuals But Were Too Afraid To Ask

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Robosexuality

This is funner than that time I saw a midget wrestling a monkey. It includes a guide for those wondering if they may be robosexual:

Have you ever caressed your wingnuts while reading Popular Mechanics?
Do you enjoy watching robots on TV (especially if they are performing menial tasks / lubricating themselves / insert misc. robot pun here)?
Have you ever owned a toy robot? That you didn't repeatedly pleasure yourself with? Eh? Oh, come on!
Have you ever owned a real robot? Did you insist that it perform menial household tasks while you pleasured yourself with an induction loop?
Ever spent so long loading and unloading a washing machine or dryer that you needed to put the then sin-stained clothes you happened to be wearing at the time straight back into it?
Ever trembled sensually at the thought of the slutty factory robots that made your car?
Ever hear a microwave "ping" and then immediately have a little something in your pericrotial area go "ping" in response?
Ever fucked a toaster? Not even a little bit?
Do you prefer the metallic Cylons to the supposedly sexy human femaloid ones?
Did you buy Aerosmith's album "Play", frame the cover, and then throw away the CD that came with it because you had buggered your CD player into a useless pile of scrap metal?
Does your dildo always have to have A.I., heat-seeking guidance systems and GPS?
Do you fiddle fruitlessly with a Playstation for more than three hours per day?
Do you own a Roomba? Does its patented suction action keep your every crevice free from grime?