The Onion says we need a fourth law of robotics...
http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/opinion/1/
Saturday, 27 January 2007
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Robots Will Take Over! is a collection of my general musings on the inevitabilty of robots rising up and enslaving us all. C'mon, it might not be that bad: remember those robots from the Smash ads? Man, they looked like fun, the cheeky little fellas!
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- Stuart "Not A Robot" Bird
- When the time comes I hope to be in an underground bunker somewhere. I aint gonna be no robot bitch.
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- He Said What?
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"And I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords"
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